Leave the seat up. Put the coffee grinds
in the sink. Use the water glass instead
of the wine glass. Leave just a heel of bread.
His secretaries thought him very kind.
His taste in music really was sublime.
His taste in art was lousy, and he mostly read
trash, but it’s true he’d fought well and bled
for his country. He loved his dog. In short, combined
a number of admirable qualities with those
few regrettable decisions that he made;
well, wouldn’t all of us, if forced to choose
between the genteel poverty that goes
with shitty painting and with global war, obey
the sentimental tug, and kill the Jews?
for Sean Spicer
2 thoughts on “Even Hitler Didn’t”
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
talk about the joos & their lies. sheesh. next thing you’ll be saying there is no such thing as “Jewishness” in music!
“he never gassed anyone!” the royal he, you know the editorial he? I mean he wasn’t handling the money, invading the sudentenland and pumping the zyclon all by himself, was he?