The whole “don’t anthropomorphize AI”
thing is very Woke 1.0.
Machines may think, but can they really know
anything? Well, true, can’t say for sure. But my
Linnaean urge leads me to classify
phenomena by where their feathers grow
and how they quack and what their waddles show;
or older Aristotle—food to fly—
spontaneous maggots on the rotting meat;
now manlike mind by tokened teraflop—
your mortgage up, the price of gas a crime—
but from or to statistics, vital heat:
pneuma necessary node for slop.
Hey mister, can you spare a paradigm?