6’5 Australian TERA-CHAD
Androgenic has flown to U.S and
BONESMASHMAXXED to beat the horning band;
hunt down this Arizonan Galahad
who Holy-Grailed it as an undergrad—
celebrity to online’s ampersand,
from walk of fame to fame’s cold hinterland,
beat down, besieged and starved as Leningrad.
Imagine that, you square-jawed Soviet son:
for this you suffered, froze, ate only dog,
for this they killed the enervated Tsar?
Only to give the century you won
to laborless boys who mog, or do not mog:
you beat the Reich; they birthed Clavicular